GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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