Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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