Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Church boner. Awkwardddd
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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