i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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