i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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