you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
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