I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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