is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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