He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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