you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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