I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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