She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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