somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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