Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
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He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
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i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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