Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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