i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
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guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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