He is such a slut. More and more my type.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
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and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
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That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I need a beard to bite.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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