I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
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