Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
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