at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
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Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Two words: blizzard sex
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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