So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
