thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
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Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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