what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
