Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
my vag is so smooth its legendary
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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