I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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