The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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