I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
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Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
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