And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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