She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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