but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
This is my gift to your gina
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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