Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I'm really busy with my period
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