Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
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There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
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For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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