the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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