marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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