So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
His hands were made for my vagina.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
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Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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