I got chris browned last night
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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