And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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