We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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