More tranny stories later!
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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