i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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