Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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