I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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