i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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