I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
That's when you crack a 10am beer
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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