I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
ttyl tear gas
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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