That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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