Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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