Three words: puerto rican gang bang
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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