the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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