On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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No subtext here. People are naked.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
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Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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