if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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