who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
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