Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
