Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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