You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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