Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
