Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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