yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
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A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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