I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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