So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
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SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
This toilet bowl is my home.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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