My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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