also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
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Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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